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Fri Nov 14
Melrose Out: The Mullet Is Gone!
In an effort to divert my attention from the bloody debacle that is the Ottawa Senators, I have been taking great joy in watching the even bigger debacle in Tampa Bay. Today it provided us all with…
Sun Nov 2
The Ottawa Senators, 10 Games In: There Is Nothing Neutral About the Swiss

I need a little help.

I have managed to secure a large vat of tar that I have been mixing for the past week to find the right consistency; and I think I have also identified one of the many…

Fri Oct 31
Daniel Alfredsson: Senator For Life

Next stop, mayor of Ottawa.

After concluding a brief and amicable round of negotiations, Daniel Alfredsson has signed a four year, $21.6 million contract extension that will see him accomplish a…

Fri Oct 10
Daniel Alfredsson Goes Under the Knife: Time to Panic in Ottawa?

Sportsnet is reporting that Daniel Alfredsson will undergo arthroscopic knee surgery…TODAY!

Earlier reports, and comments from Alfie himself, had suggested he was 100-percent recovered from his…
The Mats Sundin Circus Continues

According to the venerable Ottawa Sun, Sens owner Eugene Melnyk recently sat down with Mats Sundin and his agent J.P. Barry to convince the reluctant Swede to come to Ottawa.

While I appreciate…

Mon Oct 6
Ottawa Senators: Premiere Weekend Recap
Like a finely-crafted piece of Allen key-assembled IKEA furniture, the Ottawa Senators have arrived home from Sweden in one piece—though there may be a Swiss screw loose.

After a weekend that saw…
Sat Oct 4
Ottawa Senators 2008-09 Season Preview: Some Doubts. Many Doubters
After the debacle that was the 2007-08 season it is easy to quickly dismiss this years edition of the Ottawa Senators—if you weren’t paying attention.

And it seems many people weren’t.

If you…
Tue Sep 30
Wall Street Collapse = NHL Collapse?
As brokers cry into their lattes on Wall Street and politicians spin themselves silly on Capitol Hill, the NHL season is about to begin. The question is: will all the teams still be standing by the…
Sat Sep 13
Large Hadron Collider: Will Tearing at The Fabric Of Space-Time Effect The NHL?

Has the world ended yet?

For those who don’t live in the realm of particle physics, what I am referring to is yesterday’s official “switching on” of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a…

Fri Aug 29
Andrej Meszaros' Offer Sheet: The Plot Thickens

So, the wild world of the Andrej Meszaros offer sheet rumours has gotten even crazier.

How could that be? What could make such a situation even crazier than it already is?

Tampa Bay is involved,…