The Senturion

Don't Call It a Comeback...

Ok so here’s the deal.

I know it looks conveniently like I disappeared because the Sens were sucking harder than a Dyson vacuum but the reality is that real life circumstances have kept me busy and…

Ottawa Senators: Road-Trip Bonding and Such...

The cliches are out in full force in the utopian, never-never land that is the Ottawa Senators’ organization.

“I think it’d be good maybe just to get away and kind of come together as a team,”…

Jay Bouwmeester in Sens' Sights: Will Jacques Martin Give Up the Grudge?

Reports are circulating that the Ottawa Senators are in hot pursuit of disgruntled Florida defenceman Jay Bouwmeester. However, as history has shown, simply putting together the best package is…

J-Bo in Sens Sights, Will Martin Give Up The Grudge?

Reports are circulating that the Ottawa Senators are hot in pursuit of disgruntled Florida defenceman Jay Bouwmeester, but as history has shown simply putting together the best package is not…

The Future Is Never for Antoine Vermette in Ottawa

For years now, Ottawa Senators fans have been waiting for the potential in Antoine Vermette to show itself.

The speed, the hands, the vision with the puck, it has all been seen at various times,…

Ottawa Senators Bottom Out, Prepare to Rebound

That cold, hard surface beneath the feet of the Ottawa Senators these days is something oddly familiar—rock bottom.

However, though mired in a six-game losing streak, there are signs that the team…

Melrose Out: The Mullet Is Gone!

In an effort to divert my attention from the bloody debacle that is the Ottawa Senators, I have been taking great joy in watching the even bigger debacle in Tampa Bay. Today it provided us all with…

The Ottawa Senators, 10 Games In: There Is Nothing Neutral About the Swiss

I need a little help.

I have managed to secure a large vat of tar that I have been mixing for the past week to find the right consistency; and I think I have also identified one of the many…

Daniel Alfredsson: Senator For Life

Next stop, mayor of Ottawa.

After concluding a brief and amicable round of negotiations, Daniel Alfredsson has signed a four year, $21.6 million contract extension that will see him accomplish a…

Daniel Alfredsson Goes Under the Knife: Time to Panic in Ottawa?

Sportsnet is reporting that Daniel Alfredsson will undergo arthroscopic knee surgery…TODAY!