The Senturion

Ok so here’s the deal.

I know it looks conveniently like I disappeared because the Sens were sucking harder than a Dyson vacuum but the reality is that real life circumstances have kept me busy and…

The cliches are out in full force in the utopian, never-never land that is the Ottawa Senators’ organization.

“I think it’d be good maybe just to get away and kind of come together as a team,”…

Reports are circulating that the Ottawa Senators are in hot pursuit of disgruntled Florida defenceman Jay Bouwmeester. However, as history has shown, simply putting together the best package is…

Reports are circulating that the Ottawa Senators are hot in pursuit of disgruntled Florida defenceman Jay Bouwmeester, but as history has shown simply putting together the best package is not…

For years now, Ottawa Senators fans have been waiting for the potential in Antoine Vermette to show itself.

The speed, the hands, the vision with the puck, it has all been seen at various times,…

That cold, hard surface beneath the feet of the Ottawa Senators these days is something oddly familiar—rock bottom.

However, though mired in a six-game losing streak, there are signs that the team…

In an effort to divert my attention from the bloody debacle that is the Ottawa Senators, I have been taking great joy in watching the even bigger debacle in Tampa Bay. Today it provided us all with…

I need a little help.

I have managed to secure a large vat of tar that I have been mixing for the past week to find the right consistency; and I think I have also identified one of the many…

Next stop, mayor of Ottawa.

After concluding a brief and amicable round of negotiations, Daniel Alfredsson has signed a four year, $21.6 million contract extension that will see him accomplish a…

Sportsnet is reporting that Daniel Alfredsson will undergo arthroscopic knee surgery…TODAY!